pukicho:

Me the first time dairy queen put my blizzard upside down 

theshitpostcalligrapher:

glumshoe:

theforgottenkey:

glumshoe:

Cute pet names to call your significant other:

-Incandescent One

-Golden and Shimmering One

-Master of the Crabs

-Seething Nuclear Chaos

-Lobster of the Deep

-Leech of the Aeons

-Ultimate Abomination

-Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young

somehow I don’t think “master of the crabs” is a good nickname for a SO….

better to be master of crabs than a servant to them

yo

poryqon:

I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made

duke-of-derpington:

lblis:

some of you never awoke your sharingan and it shows. grow up.